White Jesus

Why is Jesus always a Roman caucasian? How many white Dads would go nuts if they saw black Jesus apparitions in their wives wombs? Wait hold on how many average white men would be Christian if they knew Jesus was Aramaic to begin with!?

Do you think that you think you'd see Jesus all over the place if he were black/Aramaic? That's right, all this Jesus in my womb or on my toast shit is just that: Bullshit. Jesus wasn't white.

Do you see this guy on that baby? Who is that guy you people think is Jesus anyways?